Feb 5

saints win Mucking Pic the Saints on Sunday!

Call us what you want, but we’re betting on the underdog New Orleans Saints to win the Super Bowl. Maybe we mucking like the idea of a Hollywood ending too much, maybe it’s because our 44th President (Obama) picked New Orleans, or maybe it’s fate as the Saints, a franchise that came into existence 44 years ago, will make their first appearance in the 44th Super Bowl.

Besides all that mucking folklore here is the science behind our pick.

The third best player on the field (after Peyton Manning and Drew Brees) is the Colts DE Dwight Freeney who is a constant threat on the pass rush. Fortunately for the Saints, Mr. Freeney mucking F’d up his ankle against the Jet’s 2 weeks ago and is uncertain if he will play. And even if he does, we don’t think he’ll be mucking affective.

The Saints had the number 1 ranked offense and they did this with many weapons, from talented wide receivers and Reggie Bush out of the backfield. The Colts on the other hand lack any backfield as they ranked last in rushing this season. So if the Saints can do a good job of shutting down Colt’s receiver Dallas Clark and sack Manning a few times then the game is theirs.

Finally, they are the underdog, sure the Colt’s have been to the Super Bowl pretty recently and won, but they are the favorites. All that expectation has got to add unneeded stress. So the Saints have the advantage since they got nothing to loose.

Bottom line, both teams have lack luster defenses and can score very quickly on offense so look for a high scoring game. However, the Saints will win because they want to prove something, to do something for the city of New Orleans, where their franchise has helped the recovering city more than anything since that mucking b#$! Katrina. To them, it’s mucking personal!

-Peace
Vinny Vegas

Jan 1

grouppic 2010 2010 Mucking New Years Resolutions

Vinny Vegas’s New Year Resolutions
Yo! I’m all business this year. It’s poker poker poker. Time to step my game up.

Debbie Deuce Dallas’s New Year Resolutions
Hey poker people. Here is my list. It’s cute and tiny, like me ;)

Cowboy Connor’s New Year Resolutions
Howdy Yall. This year I have a short list. And a much more mucking practical one than last year (I never made it to being the first SpaceCowboy)

  • Get a date with Kara Scott…mmm Kara
  • Prove to Phil Hellmuth he can’t dodge bullets (both with cards and a colt45)
  • Get a date with Lacie Jones…and then name her boobs. For the left one I was thinking, “Heavenly Creature” and the right one shall be called “Righty.”
  • Steal Vanessa Rousso away from Chad Brown. Possibly in fashion of Borat bagging Pamela Anderson.
  • Get Joe Cada to take me to a college keggar! Yeeha!!! Partay!!!
  • Get Lady Gaga to show me her poker face…or let me poke her face.
  • Go on a drinking binge and do a Broadway style reenactment of Rounders.
  • Put a cork in the Mouth’s mouth.
  • Discover that the real Joanna Krupa is much softer than my plastic one.
  • Sabotage Phil Laak so that all his hoods look like the KKK
  • Prove to Jennifer Tilly that she belongs in…porn, and that I should be the costar.
  • Spray paint the Saints-Cowboys score onto Darvin Moon’s lawn. (Dallas 24 New Orleans 17)
  • Find out if Phil Ivey really is the Tigrrrr woods of Poker, if so then I’m taking that fool to Tao Beach, so I can get my Noodle Wet with his leftovers!
  • Teach poker strategy to a bunch of fish, tell them the wrong things, then play them online under an alias and…bring in the $$$$$$$$
  • Be a poker playing SpaceCowboy!! It’s so on this year. Just need to get a huge bank roll so I can rent space ship from NASA or Hertz or something.