Another Mucking Blog

What’s Crackin Poker Peeps!

Vinny Vegas here, fresh off another Vegas trip (mucking crazy) with a tourney review for yas.

Luxor
Time: Daily 10:30 AM & Noon
Buy In: $35
Starting Chip Stack: 3K
Starting Blinds: 100/200
Blind Periods: 15 Min
Re-entries: No
Players: 2 tables with alternates
Pays: Top 3
Dealers: Morning crew so nothing special.
Poker Room: It’s the Luxor. Probably one of my favorite chill poker rooms in Vegas. Small but always a good crowd.
Tourney Notes: These tourneys are the great way to start your day. You can stumble out of bed at 10:15 or 11:45, pop a few Advil to deal with the effects of the night before, and onto the POKER! The blinds go up fast so your either short stacked or doubling/ tripling up before you know it. This is due to the fact most hands that go to show down are crippling and result in all-ins on the next hand played (if you survive the first show down). Don’t expect to be able to get a good read on players before playing a hand or you’ll be blinded off. It’s intended to be a fast tournament so even if you go deep it wont take more than a couple hours to cash leaving you plenty of other time to go get drunk/ play some Pai Gow/ call a hooker/ play some black jack/ take the hooker back to your room / check out the Lion King at Mandalay Bay/ marry a hooker? What!  Bottom line, the relaxed morning crowd and cheap buy in of this tournament can’t be argued with, so despite the fact its a crap shoot, it’s still fun.

I’m out!
-Vinny Vegas.

Vinny and Connor told me to write something about poker…but I’ve been up all night…I watched the Wiz, I brought out all my old Michael Jackson vinyls and you know what, FUCK what Vinny and Connor want.

I want to take this moment to tell the world that I am drinking a 40 at 10 AM (this one’s for Mike).

Sure he wasn’t the most “normal” of celebrities but this man changed Music. He Thrilled us and may have been the greatest entertainer of all time. And even if South Park and so many others made fun of this man, it’s only because he had reached such a state of super stardom that we could make fun these things we never understood. But he lived in a world where he couldn’t step foot outside his house with out being swarmed, he had no real child hood, and if your a true fan then you definitely heard his confession about his father on Oprah, so for what ever reasons he may have, there was nothing “normal” about his life from the get go.

Bottom line Mike, we will miss you. I had my fingers crossed for your up coming London tour and a hopeful glorious comeback, but sadly your legacy remains where it is.

Where ever you are Michael, I’m BETTING your walking on the moon right now and it doesn’t matter if your black or white, cause to me you’ll always be the King of Pop.

So much Love

-Debbie Deuce Dallas