Another Mucking Blog

With that said we got to say 2010 has been off to a slow start for us. Too much mucking around or something. But we all know that we have our eye on the prize for this new year. Whether it be more blogging and more jogging, or less flirting and more f@#$ing everyone has something they’ve set out to achieve. However, we bet on the odds and know that some of these things just mucking won’t happen. And some will. Which is why we have compiled our Top 5 Predictions for the Year 2010.

For those who aren’t aware of it there has been a move in some major casinos to phase out dealers with these virtual dealers. HA! That’s a joke. This isn’t A.I. and those Vegas Fat Cat’s don’t realize that what players want is that interaction with the dealers. Especially like the ones at the Hard Rock Casino who are MUCKING HOT AS MUCK! But sad to say we predict this trend will continue to grow and grow…until the uprising of course.

Were calling it, one of these couples (if not both) will not exist in 2011. Vanessa Roussu and Chad Brown and Lex Veldhuis and Evelyn Ng. Why do we see doom for these ill-fated lovers? Well it’s plain and simple. Rock stars call them groupies. Athletes call them Jersey Chasers, and what ever you want to describe these lusty railbirds the fact is they exist. And with traveling to major tourneys and both men and women railbirds it’s only a matter of time before some one goes Tiger Woods on their significant other.

Psych! I think there is a better chance of CardPlayer burning to the ground than that. And don’t doubt what we can do. We’re mucking crazy and love to play with matches. Not to mention we have a stockpile of Petroleum Jelly for some reason.

If the Rio can step up their game and not fall subject to the same ordeal as last year (i.e. turning people away who want to throw down a 10k buy in) then I do believe we are going to be in for one massive poker orgy! Not to mention the inspiration  Cada and  Eastgate have on the younger generation is going to be something only seen once before. It was 50,000 years ago and man kind walking out of a cave and said who the muck are all these dinosaurs.

What could be better than 2 consecutive years of the youngest winner ever. Why the legalization of gambling to 18 and younger in Vegas like the rest of the civilized world. But before that happens we’re betting a pro is going to finally close the gate Sam Farha opened for Chris Moneymaker and the slew of new talent that followed. Expect to see at least 3 pros at the final table.

And with that said were out to drink a 40 for MLK and enjoy our day off…the new years res shit can pick up again tomorrow.

Peace

The Mucksters