Another Mucking Blog

Vinny Vegas’s New Year Resolutions
Yo! I’m all business this year. It’s poker poker poker. Time to step my game up.

• Win the WSOP Main Event
• Order a Vesper Martini at Casino Royale in Monte Carlo, Monaco
• Win a couple mil off Tom Dwan
• Win a pot over 1K with 2-7 off-suited.

Debbie Deuce Dallas’s New Year Resolutions
Hey poker people. Here is my list. It’s cute and tiny, like me

• Start a breast cancer charity poker tournament.
• Be voted the hottest poker chick.
• Win a puppy in a hand.

Cowboy Connor’s New Year Resolutions
Howdy Yall. This year I have a short list. And a much more mucking practical one than last year (I never made it to being the first SpaceCowboy)

• Get a date with Kara Scott…mmm Kara
• Prove to Phil Hellmuth he can’t dodge bullets (both with cards and a colt45)
• Get a date with Lacie Jones…and then name her boobs. For the left one I was thinking, “Heavenly Creature” and the right one shall be called “Righty.”
• Steal Vanessa Rousso away from Chad Brown. Possibly in fashion of Borat bagging Pamela Anderson.
• Get Joe Cada to take me to a college keggar! Yeeha!!! Partay!!!
• Get Lady Gaga to show me her poker face…or let me poke her face.
• Go on a drinking binge and do a Broadway style reenactment of Rounders.
• Put a cork in the Mouth’s mouth.
• Discover that the real Joanna Krupa is much softer than my plastic one.
• Sabotage Phil Laak so that all his hoods look like the KKK
• Prove to Jennifer Tilly that she belongs in…porn, and that I should be the costar.
• Spray paint the Saints-Cowboys score onto Darvin Moon’s lawn. (Dallas 24 New Orleans 17)
• Find out if Phil Ivey really is the Tigrrrr woods of Poker, if so then I’m taking that fool to Tao Beach, so I can get my Noodle Wet with his leftovers!
• Teach poker strategy to a bunch of fish, tell them the wrong things, then play them online under an alias and…bring in the $$$$$$$$
• Be a poker playing SpaceCowboy!! It’s so on this year. Just need to get a huge bank roll so I can rent space ship from NASA or Hertz or something.