Ho ho ho all you hoes and poker people!
With the holidays right around the corner we, the Mucksters, thought it would be a good time to tell you all some great Poker gifts to get your poker enthusiast and gambling addicts without breaking your bank roll.
Here are the top 5 Holiday Poker Gifts (under $50)
#5. Rounders DVD (or Blue Ray): Price: $12.99. Every poker enthusiast / player / movie buff has seen this movie. And it’s got some pretty memorable quotes. WARNING: If you get this for some one you live with you may end up burning the gift or smacking the recipient of the gift across the face with the DVD case as they may spend a good portion of their lives watching and quoting this movie. But still its a keeper 
#4. Copag Plastic Playing Cards: Price: Aprox. $15.00. These are some Grade-A dope ass plastic cards. Did I say indestructible? Well I should because they will not bend. They will not burn! Might even be bullet proof! If you take them into space you can play with them upside down! Not to mention if one does so happen to bend…COPAG will send you a replacement card absolutely free! CAN’T BEAT THAT! The ones featured right her are the PEAKERS and they seriously are DA SHIZNAT when playing a homegame!
#3. Card Guards: Price: Varies. What’s the best card guard to get a novice poker player? A BOOK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!…o wow…hold on…(Sorry had to finish slapping my knee and wiping the milk from my nose). No but seriously a good Poker Book to get a newbie is Daniel Negreanu’s Hold’em Wisdom for all players. Or if you really want a cool card guard one of our MUCKING awesome friends at
PIC CHIP PHOTO makes card guards that make u just want to say BALLAR!
#2. Mini USB Camera: Price: $11.00. OK This is for you friends that have glass tables that they play poker on. What they need to do is position the camera below the table looking up and WA LA! I ain’t Houdini but I do believe I just made a POCKET CAM out of thin air!
#1. Massage: Price: Varies. This is for the real grinders. You know the ones that spend all day and night eating / breathing/ and stressing out about poker. Believe me this one will score you some real brownie points. With a gift like this you won’t even need mistletoe or spiked eggnog to get lucky this Holiday
Season.
Ho Ho Ho Hope you all have a great holiday! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuka, Happy Kwanzaa, and good luck out their on the felt.
-The Mucksters
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