Another Mucking Blog

So I, Debbie Deuce Dallas, had the privilege of sitting down with that mucking cutie Joe Cada. I got down and dirty (in more ways than one) and found out some pretty juicy facts that I didn’t have time (or permission) to post in the video interview.

Some of you may know this juicy stuff already but for those of you who don’t let me give you 5 interesting facts about our super hot World Champion.

#5. Joe Cada is 340 days younger than Peter Eastgate. He told that “old man” Peter that he was going to beat his record on day 3 of the tourney. Peter went “Psha!” and then put up his hand like a little crying Diva…well that is paraphrased.

#4. Cada’s first big cash came from an online tourney where he took home $150,000 when he was just 19. The IRS has recently endited Joe Cada and the PokerStars is seaking rembursement being that he was not legally allowed to gamble at the time…JK

#3. 150 screaming Cada fans can’t be wrong. Even when their flabby and bare skinned with Body Paint…eew flabby!

#2. Cada has 1 girlfriend, and after his $8,574,649 win he now has 1 girlfriend and 39 hoochie mama mistresses that are willing to do what ever to him…ME INCLUDED!

#1. By age 19 Cada was able to purchase a house with his poker winnings, which is good cause he’s going to need a place to stash away all those hoochies and do all the dirty little things when he goes all in! OO LALA!

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Debbie Deuce Dallas!!!