Another Mucking Blog

Since we’re well in the money at the 2009 WSOP Main Event I want to give my girl Kara Scott a shout out for being the only woman to cash in both the 2008 and 2009 Main Event.

With that in mind I wonder why women get such a “bad rap” when it comes to our poker skills. I mean I think the real verdict on us, women, is that we’re just smarter with our money so far less of us take to gambling as a serious thing. I mean look at Annette Obrestad, this woman, who was 18 at the time, took top notch at the 2007 WSOP Europe Main Event being the youngest and first woman to win a WSOP Main Event.

That should like totally put all you haters in your place. But if it doesn’t I dare you to tell me tell me Vanessa Roussu or Annie Duke is a chum…I double dare you…cause then I will kick you in the balls and call you a stupid stupid man!

For heavens sake we girls should not be over looked at the tables. On the contrary, we should be your biggest fears. Because when you see a sea of testosterone Moby Dicks wanting to whip it out right there on the felt the first set of T&A should be your wake up call. That little “sweetie” is there to play and may be the one who takes all your cash and your ignorance could be your undoing.

Let’s take STRIP POKER for example. More than likely your going to call an all in from a girl because:

a. She’s a girl and you want to see the goodies.
b. Your an ignorant horny guy who thinks girls are always “bluffin with their muffin”.

So unless you have got the nuts your not going to see any skin because this little lady is using her ASSets and the fact that your male to her advantage . She knows your going to call her all in and is pushing in with the nuts simply because you have nuts. Now hows that for reverse psychology!

Bottom line. Put your egos away! Stop being stupid ignorant horny SOB’s and fear us ladies! Other wise my girls Shannon Elizabeth and Evelyn Ng are going to eat you for lunch! I mean there is a reason some women find all ladies events harder than regular tourneys. It’s because when silly boys aren’t drooling on the felt we actually have to beef up our poker faces.

So next time you see that fine young thang looking all seductive and sexy across from you as she caresses her chips…remember that SHE’S A POKER PLAYER TOO!

KISS
-Debbie Deuce Dallas