Tournament Director of the WSOP, Bill Bruce, gave free massages to the first table to get a Full House. That should have been my table! Crap, I’ll give you a full house right now!
It happened 10 seconds after Mr. Bruce made the announcement. Aaron Kelly from table 27 may have won the hand (Aces full of eights) but his table all got the royal deal as nine massage masters bent each player over on the table and went to work!
That reminds of this chick in China Town who used to give me really, really good massage, if you know what I’m saying…at least until she got deported. I think her name was Ling Ling or something like that. She used to work me like a great dane on a bitch!
Anyways, I’m envious (yeah! I got a thesaurus!) You people just don’t understand how hard my life is. All day long I sit and drink beer and play cards. Talk about stress. I get that carpal tunnel like syndrome accept in my neck and shit. Man, have you ever tried to re-read poker faces that are constantly changing? I mean damn! It’s like trying to read a book for crying out loud! All I’m saying is I could use a good massage right now…and maybe a happy ending.
Cowboy Connor
Get in with the mucksters
May 28th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
haha i could use a happy ending too!
May 28th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
god forbid, a book!