What the muck is up poker players, enthusiasts, and broke ass suckers who bleed chips!
In case you’ve been living under a rock or imprisoned by some crazy ex-girlfriend the WSOP started yesterday so here’s a quick rundown of the rundown to the mo mo mo monAY!
With the bubble boy getting eliminated we have finally reached the pay out of the cash money. And no, the bubble boy does not refer to Jake Gyllenhaal, I’m talking about the unluckiest player in the WSOP, he’s the poor chap that was so close, yet so far to getting some bones. Instead he gets the satisfaction of knowing that the guy who gets eliminated right after him will be taking home some bacon. MMM Bacon!
Who doesn’t love bacon? Even vegans love bacon at the WSOP!
And so from 866 soldiers only 48 are left alive. A moment of prayer for those who have parted.
…moment…
Ok, now back to the good shit!
After Day 1 are current chip leader is Cesar Chavez, named after, well Cesar Chavez (I’m guessing) with 107,700 chips. Close on his tail is Casey Kuhn with 101,300 chipedies.
But don’t think they’re on easy street to the final table. WHAT THE MUCK PEOPLE! This is the WSOP were talking about. And about a two dozen players are in prime striking distance in the 80,000 chip range.
Now on to Day 2! This is where shit gets exciting. I hope your holding on to your seats. I know i am!
-Vinny ‘Mutha Muckin’ Vegas
Get in with the mucksters
May 28th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Cesar Chavez was a great man! I wonder if this guy is his son once again fighting for the people’s rights! Si se puede!
May 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
That sux for the bubble boy! So close yet so far, like last night.
May 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
last night? what’d you do ellen? do tell…..
May 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
haha nothing you’ll ever have to worry about
May 29th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Does any one know who this years “bubble boy” was? Any one well known or just another guy like me?