Get this. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps should “get another gold medal for- “LOVE MAKING!” straight from the lips of stripper Theresa White (FYI she’s smoking hot! Google her!). Supposedly our boy of Beijing hit that for 3 hours straight!!
And they said all that bong toking would leave him out of shape.
On top of all that, Phelps been known to be schooled by the master pros @ poker too! Dammmmnn… son!
Now we all seen his secret for success — he be hittin’ that bong like any good ol’ American SOB. Which is dope for the doped. But forrealz tho, I don’t know why they be hatin’ on his multi-tasking skills. Is poker addiction even a bad thing when you get to stackin’ chips real high (while you’re gettin’ high at that) and rubbin’ elbows amongst the high stakes tables? I heard he be switchin’ his game over to online poker rooms too so that means my odds of running into my new idol is THAT much better now!
Thanks Mike, without you, I never thought I had a big brother to look up to. But I got one. And he’s American. And all them haters should leave him the MUCK alone!!!!
-Vinny Vegas
Get in with the mucksters
May 27th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I hear you!! I too now feel as though I have found the cool older brother I never had in Mike. Yay for multitasking!!
May 27th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Hes not a man, hes a machine!!!!! Well I think am as skilled as he is in one of those events
May 27th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
He’s so hot right now. He would have to pull a tanya harding for the public to not like him
May 28th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
phelps knows his shitttt. except for prejean..what were you thinking, man?
July 6th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Hello, can you please post some more information on this topic? I would like to read more.
July 9th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Hey Konstantine,
Yeah so apparently Phelps is pretty damn good as a poker player. In the Ceasars Palace Classic ($1,500 buy in) he finished 9th out of 150 players.
Hope that helps if you want more info let us know.
-Vinny Vegas