Another Mucking Blog

Shit! This morning I woke up with my pants around my ankles, had the taste of a stripper’s spit in my mouth and the first thought that hit me was “FUCK! I forgot to see how great it is to grow old and turn 40!”

Now you’re probably asking yourself, and me, why is it so great to be 40 Mr. Cowboy Connor? Don’t you just get smelly and fat and and get Dunlap Disease (that’s where your so fat that your fat hangs over your belt). And I will respond with…every one smells below the waist. Even sexy ladies.

But 40! Well the WSOP turned 40 and what did it do for it? Well if you don’t mother mucking know by now then you’re as useless as my deflated blow up doll Baba (that’s her name)!

I’m talking about the the 40th anniversary No-Limit Hold’em $40k event! And it started yesterday! Shit bitch. If you didn’t know that I should ship you back to Hong Kong in a crate with no air holes!

Any way enough about the Chinese…here’s the run down.

Bruno ‘King’ Fitoussi is currently the top pimp smacking 812,500 chips out of the rest of those silly ass hoes.

Well one man who aint no sucka is the #2 playa from Hotlanta, my man, the 2003 WSOP champion, the man who turned $39 bones into 2.5 Million, Chris Moneymaker (Mayans prophesized about him which is why he has the surname, which is in fact his real name). He currently sits on a pot of 805,000 chips.

Hopefuls who aint out of this bitch are hottie McHott Vanessa Rousso (and I hope she stays there cause WooEee does she look good on the  ol’ tube) as well as Phil Ivey, and Huck Seed.

Also I want to give a shout out to Andrew Cohen who took home the first bracelet (lucky SOB) and $83,778 big ones for winning the event #1. Good shit.

And with that said. I’m gonna go back to sleep.

If you wake me, I’ll kill you!

Cowboy Connor