Since Valentines Day is so close, here’s one for my lovely ladies.
Dear all you totally sleazy, slimy, muscle bound men who think that just cause you can pee standing up that your automatically God’s gift to cards. And that you can push us around at a table like your some big card shark and were just a chick in a bikini!
First of all, we got ASSets and curves that we can already add to our to under rated poker faces, so keep drooling.
IT’S HOW WE GET YOUR CASH
Why do you think skilled women play in events besides LIPS? It’s because you totally don’t take us seriously and are so willing to whip it out on the table (I mean push all in you perv).
Sigh…I realize not all of you men know what LIPS is. Well, believe it or not women actually do more in this world besides shop and fuck and LIPS is the Ladies International Poker Series. No, you wont find it in the dictionary next to menopause and vagina you mucking novice!
And if you dare say that LIPS and other all women tourneys are because women can’t cut it against cocks like you, well, tell that to Vanessa Rousso or Annie Duke as she flashes her bracelet in your face.
With that said, all you cuties with cards…your not off the hook, were CUMMING for your chips.
Kiss
Debbie Deuce Dallas
Get in with the mucksters
May 27th, 2009 at 11:22 am
We all know ladies have the best poker faces,. Just ask Lady GaGa…that’s right, keep drooling!!!
May 27th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
We don’t know if ladies are better than the guys at poker because you always distract us. This tilts the table (literally)in your favor.
May 27th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Go girls! Guys are so fullish for thinking that girls cant’ work the cards as well as them. I dare anyone to play me heads up…hehehe