GET THIS!
I think we’re getting closer to legalizing poker in the good ol’ home state of Texas!
I mean SHIT!
The game is called TEXAS HOLD’EM!!
It should have been legal in the first place.
Any way, Rep Jose Menendez wants to make it a top priority! (It’s been my top priority since Nam) But he better not be mucking me like that damn pig tried to do in last years county fair hog tie. Damn I miss that slippery pig…but he was tasty.
Once pokers legal in Texas we can finally say we have INDEPENDENCE!!!!!!
Independence is what I heard this here America was founded on. We love it. We love it like my momma’s apple pie and Papa’s collection of cowboy hats.
Dammit that reminds me I need a new hat to get the L A D I E S…..Chicks love how big my head is. If you know what I mean.
Any way, I’m taking bets on who thinks Texas will legalize gambling!
Any takers?
Cowboy Connor
Get in with the mucksters