I Major in Poker @ MIT Bitches!

mitpokerchip1lu I Major in Poker @ MIT Bitches!

Ya’ll know what the word on the street is?

Do ya? Shit!

I, Cowboy Connor, am going to MIT to study POKER! That’s right bitches! Those brainy acts finally got something right by adding poker to their cirriculum (yes I have spell check on this computer and can spell cirriculum).

Muck my fast food job with those hefty humpty dumpty heffalump super sized women! Next semester I’ll be a scholar of the cards and bagging the next Vanessa Rousso or a Debbie Deuce Dallas, at least for a hand or two if you know what I’m saying.

Yeeha!

What more can one poker loving cowboy ask for?

Life will be like Rounders meets Animal House! Poker, girls, beer, strip poker, girls, mucking!!!!! Kind of like life now but I get a nice shiny degree (are degree’s shinny?) to hang next to my daddy’s moose head he shot back in the day.

Sucks for those guys that study business.

AHH CRAP!!!!!

I just realized MIT costs over 100 G’s. Thats one mucking big buy in.

Should I still go? MUCK IT! I’m a cattle rounder.

Cowboy Connor

P.S. I did not delete this post even though I have decided not to go on sheer principle do to the fact I tried realz hard to spell good to prove I belong at MIT. Those suckers are missing out.

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One Response

  1. Jose Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Hey you can get financial aid! It’ll help pay for the booze and women? I dont know but you should still go!

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