Another Mucking Blog

I must applaud you Peter Eastgate, age 22,

Who will probably be adding an east gate to his estates (no pun intended) after becoming the youngest player to win the World Series of Poker Main Event.

I mean shit! This boy took home over 9 Million George Washingtons.

Lucky SOB

And as for Mr. #2, A.K.A. the Runner Up, the guy who lost, the John McCain of the WSOP, the guy who came so close…yet so far.

Gutsy call Ivan Demidovgoing going all in with 16.45 Million chips only to loose. But its plays like that separate the big boys from the phat boys. But Muck it man you still left Vegas with almost 6 million bones.

So SHUT THE MUCK UP about not getting the bracelet.

Na, I’m just clowning. Congrats to you both and all the winners of the 2008 World Series of Poker.

- Vinny Vegas

Whattup mucksters!

Hope you had a dope ass Halloween this year running into as many muck-able Sarah Palins as I have.  Anyway ya’ll,  I came on here to give the upcoming election a piece of my dope ass mind. You see, I, Cowboy Connor, have never felt strongly about anything in my life — except for poker.

I’m addicted (so what? I bet you 400 bones that your addicted to something)

If John McCain thinks he even has a shot at taking down my brotha-from-another-Motha, Barack Obama (I’m 1/32 black) then he should grow some wrinkly balls on his face. Look, Obama is a class act and he must’ve done some real gangsta shit in his life to pull off a 5 foot 10 babe like that Michelle lady, but bottom line — Obama is true to the felt, man.  I mean any poker player can tell you– the skills of poker probably helped solve more than half of this nation’s international conflicts. You think JFK Jr. was gonna fold in that Cold War against the Ruskies??

HELLZ NO!!!

Cuz he knows how to play the game right without even having to see the flop. I mean, look… I love this country even though it don’t love a thing I love, and that’s why I think the Barack star, and all my other fellow poker-playing constituents (you like that term huh? I got it from watching a debate), need to be on the same solid page here.

And at the top of page 1 is… We broke. We as a country is dead broke. And what do people do fools do when they’re strapped for some ends meat?

They make some you IDIOTS!!!

The answer is poker. The answer is we need to start hustling.

We need to be putting on our poker faces and saying to the world: bet on us. Go all in on America, cuz we bad, we know it, and Barack Obama’s gonna prove it. He knows that when the stakes are high, you don’t win by luck — you win by skill. And McCain, well that fool thinks rolling the dice for 14 hours strait is a mucking skill. Shit that’s just luck. Muck it my friends this ain’t no time for luck. It’s time to party like a Barack Star!

Cowboy Connor