What the muck is up poker players! Ya, I’m talking to you! You in the casino! You sitting at home online! You in your neighbor’s garage! You old man! You, you mucking youngster! I’m talking to all of you!
This here is Vinny Vegas, your local shark, here with my girl Debbie Deuce Dallas, and my best friend Cowboy Connor.
Who the muck are we?
Connor hails from Texas and is known as something as a hot tamale back home. Debbie is the hottest, dispraised, vicious blond to hustle the hold’em tables. And me…I’m Vinny Vegas…my last name is Vegas, Enough said. The 3 of us live together in a house we bought from our poker winnings and have dedicated our lives to eating, drinking, sweating, and breathing poker. Life’s a party full of cards, chips, jokes, and fun. Which is why we created this site.
With that said, we want to be the first to welcome you to WhatTheMuck.TV, our own site dedicated to how much we mucking love poker.
What the muck is WhatTheMuck.TV?
Well its our way to give back to the poker community (in which we take so much from, sorry fish). It is about expressing our love of the poker world and our hate of haters. Here you’ll find poker news, info, jokes, rants and tricks brewed daily, served hot and without charge. Just for you! Now that’s what I call tasty.
Some smart lawyer friends of ours informed us that our taste in humor might be offensive (the keyword here is “might”) and instructed us to write a disclaimer. So here it is.
Disclaimer: If you’re offended by all the cussing and swearing and the total disregard we have for political correctness, you are here by excused from joining our party and a mucking excuse of a human being. It definitely ain’t our intention to offend anyone, but it’s also not right to keep a sour-faced hater on board this party bus! Best of luck to you you mucking hater.
For the rest of you cool catz out there in poker land, Enjoy.
-Vinny Vegas
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