Poker Personality:

A straight-faced, hard-to-tell player whose more shrewd than screwed when it comes to betting big hands.

Tag-Line/Catch-Phrase:

What the *Muck!!

When Not Playing Poker...:

Watching WSOP, Poker After Dark, and other poker shows on TV, pursuing a career that he keeps hidden from everyone, and secretly using Debbie for her strip-poker tactics.

Life Ambition:

To be a "well-off" smooth and successful entrepreneur with all the luxuries seen on MTV Cribs, esp. that in-house movie theatre so that he can watch the WSOP final tournament in surround poker-chipping in sound.

Poker Personality:

All-around poker babe with a lucky streak to match her get-lucky-with-me giggle.

Tag-Line/Catch-Phrase:

These cards are soooo HOT right now.

When Not Playing Poker...:

Spending her winnings on home shopping channels, stripper-aerobics, mis-reading poker gossip news, smooching it with Vinny.

Life Ambition:

To be a hot poker-playing soccer momma with 2 kids, a swimming pool, a Chihuahua named Pokey, Vinny 4EVR!

Poker Personality:

A loud-mouthed cowboy better with more dirty jokes than his bible belt got enough holes for.

Tag-Line/Catch-Phrase:

That's a buncha CRAP!

When Not Playing Poker...:

Tipping cows, betting on anything he sees on TV, eating junk food, taunting his roommate Debbie's femininity & jocking Vinny's uber masculinity.

Life Ambition:

Wants to have his own ranch, own bulls, own horses, own barbecue Sundays with nothing but the best food served and some fancy pick-up trucks too.

WTF is WhatTheMuck.tv all about?

We're not just a pile of muckin’ metaphors and nonsense over here!

What the Muck is all about expressing our love of the poker world and our hate of haters. Here you'll find poker news, info, jokes, rants and tricks brewed daily, served hot and without charge. Just for you! Now that's what I call tasty.

Disclaimer:

If you're offended by all the cussing and swearing and the total disregard we have for political correctness, you are excused from joining our party and a mucking excuse of a human being. It definitely ain't our intention to offend anyone but it's also not right to keep a party-pooper / sour-faced hater on board either! Best of luck to you up-tightey.